Monthly Archives: September 2009

WIP

 

Oh. My. Lands.  This has been a two day firestorm.  I have been shocked, angry, saddened, and finally bolstered and encouraged by the sense of community and support.  And then the biggest treat of all was hopping over to Ray Veen’s blog where he wasn’t talking about ugliness and theft, but his insane word count.  Rock on!  And then I remembered that, yes, it was indeed America’s Next Top Model night!  Which means that it is, yes, WIP Wednesday! 

I have been working on my story called “Big Man Ben”.  It isn’t like anything that I usually write, but there’s magic in it. I’ve also been trying to write longer stories, and this is about halfway finished at 5,000 words.  I ran it past the Wombats, afraid that it was boring, but Battle Bunny told me that he sees blue and gray when he reads it, and that it makes him cold.

I adore Battle Bunny.

I’d like to finish it up this week, and I have an ending in mind.  I think.  We’ll see.

I also need to take this computer in to be fixed, since it is literally disintegrating in my hands.  This sexy beast must be a lemon, because it’s been coming apart since the day I took it out of it’s shiny new box.  I will be a spaz without it, that’s for sure. 

And thanks, you guys.  I appreciate your comments with this whole Richard Ridyard thing.  But let’s get back to normal, shall we?  Anybody still interested in Pitching For The Terrified?  That seems…like a very long time ago.

Shark!

Wow. This hit and it hit HARD. By now most of you are familiar with the idea that a person going by the name Richard Ridyard submitted a plagiarized version of Stephen King’s “The Boogeyman” in to the magazine that I work for, Shock Totem. We immediately contacted Mr. King’s people and got the ball rolling. Then I found the post by Angel saying that the same thing was happening to up-and-coming writers, and that’s when we really started to scream. Like I was just telling somebody, stealing from the Master of Horror was despicable, but it doesn’t really have anything to do with the rest of us. Stealing from burgeoning writers is vile, but most likely nothing will ever come of it. But when the same person steals from everybody across the board, that’s when people begin to pay attention. We’re certainly focused on this issue now.

I am pleased and gratified by the public reaction. There is genuine outrage. There is solidarity, support for those whose work have been swiped, and sympathy for the publishers who have inadvertently published these plagiarized pieces.  We have vowed to be vigilant.

The world of literature is a tough field. It’s also a small field, and we need to stick together. We’re feeling that desire now. Threaten one of us and you threaten all of us. Threaten a handful of us, and feel the sharp sting of our virtual pitchforks and fiery digital justice.

At this point, many of Richard Ridyard/R. M. Valentine’s stories have been pulled down. I’d like to encourage publishers to keep a hold of his work and information in case it is necessary for future investigation. I’m being told that several people have his stories currently in their slushpiles. Also, he isn’t only targeting horror magazines, but is exploiting different genres as well. Sending King’s “The Boogeyman” to a professional horror market was stupid, yes, because it was immediately identified. But he was also sending it to fantasy markets as well. Be loud. Let people know. Apparently this “author” doesn’t discriminate based on genre. He steals from us all.

Ken Wood, the editor of Shock Totem was reading through Ridyard’s pieces, and he came across a particularly striking closing line. In fact, that line was so striking that he remembered it from when he had first read the piece…written by Aaron Polson.  Hmm, why does that name sound so familiar?  It’s because he’s a fellow blogger.  We read and comment on each other’s posts all of the time.  A link to his site is found at the bottom of this blog.  Imagine my distress at having to email Aaron and let him know that his piece had been plagiarized, too.  It can’t hit much closer to home.  Stop by his blog and hear what he has to say about it.  He shows much more restraint under duress than I believe that I would.

We ranted behind the scenes of Shock Totem for quite a long time, and then we decided to open the forums up for comment.  If you’d like to take part in this discussion, stop by and join us.  Although it is all right to be angry, please be appropriate.  Focus your anger where it belongs: on Ridyard/Valentine.  The link to that particular discussion is here. And, as always, feel free to discuss it in the comments section here, as well. My mind is still blown. Audacity, thy name is…well, actually we have no idea what they real name is. Fail.

King's Night Shift 1st Edition Cover

to give you a warning.  A few days ago Shock Totem received a story called “Baboulas” by an author calling himself Richard Ridyard.  John Boden, Assistant Editor of Shock Totem, read the story and immediately cried foul. 

“This is plagiarism,” he said.  “This is Stephen King’s ‘The Boogeyman’ from his Night Shift collection.  Even the title is the same!”  ‘Baboulas’ is the Greek word for ‘Boogeyman.’  Ken, the editor, read the story and wrote the guy back saying that Shock Totem wasn’t in the business of publishing authors who steal work from other authors, and that the guy was never to submit to Shock Totem again.  Ken then contacted the mod for Stephen King’s forum and let her know.  She said that she’d run it past King and see what he wants to do about it.

How similar was Richard Ridyard’s story to Stephen King’s?  Let’s see.  This was Ridyard’s story:

“I am here to tell you exactly what happened,” the man in interview room B was saying.  The man was Mark Baker from West Park Street.  According to the history Inspector Wilson had gathered, he was twenty-nine years old, employed by a large recruitment firm, married, and the father of a four year old girl named Vicky, now deceased.

This is King’s:

“I came to you because I want to tell my story,” the man on Dr. Harper’s couch was saying. The man was Lester Billings from Waterbury, Connecticut. According to the history taken from Nurse Vickers, he was twenty-eight, employed by an industrial firm in New York, divorced, and the father of three children. All deceased.
 
Wait, what?  Let’s compare the last paragraphs as well.

Ridyard’s:

“So nice to see you again so soon, so nice,” Baboulas whispered.

It held its Inspector Wilson mask in one withered, shovel-claw hand.

King’s:
 

“So nice,” the boogeyman said as it shambled out.

It still held its Dr. Harper mask in one rotted, spade-claw hand.”

 
Hmmm.  The rest of the story is the same way, but I think that the point has been made.

But this isn’t all.  While on Twitter today, I came across a tweet from Angel Zapata.  Apparently Angel had been plagiarized.  By who?  Richard Ridyard.  Now where had I seen that name before? OH YES, in the Shock Totem slushpile. And Angel wasn’t the only one.  There were several others.  You can read Angel’s excellent post here.

As I read that post, I kept thinking that this was a hoax, or somebody trying to prove a point, or a social experiment.   Or perhaps it really is just greed.  Either way, it is wrong and despicable to steal somebody else’s work.  It makes me slightly ill and extremely angry.  I could just spit.

This hit especially close to home since Angel’s plagiarized piece was published in the June issue of Micro 100. Jameson T. Caine and MK Crittenden are in that same issue. Kurt Newton and I are also in that magazine, along with my friends Codi Brock and b2. It isn’t just the greats anymore. Now it’s getting personal.

UPDATE: Pop by The Eyesore Times to see Ken’s version and his musings on theft in general. I would never dare to steal anything from that man! I mean, are you kidding?!

 

Ray

All right.  It’s time to talk pitches.  I am qualified to write on this subject because  last week when I gave my first pitch, I had absolutely no idea what a pitch even was.  How does that qualify me, you ask?   I’m going to discuss Pitching for the Terrified, Mercedes Style.  What does that mean?  It means that if I can do it, you can definitely do it.

When I showed up outside the pitch room at KillerCon, I was just there for moral support.  Ain’t no WAY that I was going to pitch!  Is my book ready?  Yes.  Am I searching for an agent?  Of course.  So why wasn’t I pitching?  There are two main reasons for this: a) I’m a pansy b) I was unprepared.

Back when my husband and I were cute little babyfaced newlyweds, his marketing club partner had to back out of The Big Project.  The Big Project meant that they went to a competition at Disneyland and marketed imaginary things for a prize.  But if the partner couldn’t do it, what was my sweet husband to do?!

Get a new partner.  Me.

Did I know the first thing about marketing?  Not at all!  But I had a business suit, an unfortunately severe haircut, and a background in theatre.  I decided to fake it, and we actually made the top ten at Nationals.  (I know, right?)  And who knows how much farther we could have gone, but we dropped out of the competition so that I could walk at my college graduation.  Plus we were tired of Disneyland.

But I digress.

The thing that I learned at the Marketing competition was that appearance counts for a lot.  You can be so freaked out that you’re ready to rabbit right out of there, and that’s okay…just as long as they don’t realize it.  So straighten up.  Walk tall.  Hold out your hand, smile, and introduce yourself.  It doesn’t matter if you’re sweating bullets or feel like you’re going to fall over like a fainting goat.  Fake it ’til you make it.  When I get nervous, I get those uncomfortably moist palms.  Before pitching, I held a cold soft drink can in both hands to de-clammify me.  No joke.  So when I went in to shake hands, I knew that they would be cool and not yick-inducing.

The first woman that I pitched told me that she was impressed that I walked in calmly (faking!) and introduced myself.  It doesn’t happen as often as you’d think, apparently.  Impressions count.  In my next Pitching for the Terrified, I’ll tell you what this woman told me about pitching.  It was awesome, awesome advice. 

Ack, I just reread this and I’m afraid that I’m coming off like a know-it-all.  Geez, as if!  But pitching is scary, and I survived it, and hopefully the things I learned can help all of us.  Yay!

HooverDam

Like it wasn’t hard enough the first time!  (Heat exhaustion, throwing up on the course, longing to die for days afterwards.)  And that was only a 5k!  (True, it was in the heat of the day.  ”Running With The Devil” indeed.)  But I’m going to be running my very first half marathon on Halloween morning. Where, you ask?  Through the Mojave and past the Hoover Dam.  Check The Calico Racing site for a more in-depth description.

Can I run 13 miles?  No.  Of course I’ll train for it, but the truth is that I’ll fall shamefully short of being adequate.  I’ll be walking a pretty hefty percentage of that race.  But I don’t mind.  It will give me time to think.  It will keep me from falling back.

I wouldn’t consider myself an overachiever, but I like to do things well.  For years my husband ran races and I didn’t sign up because I wouldn’t be able to finish the whole thing.  He finally said, “Who cares?”  That changed a lot for me.  I also realized that if I struggle to run three miles, I should sign up for a six mile race.  Then the three doesn’t seem so bad.  Now that I’m struggling with six, I signed up for a 13 mile race.  Six will seem like cake after this.  It doesn’t matter if it’s running, writing, or just life in general, because this rule still applies, at least for me. Shoot exceedingly high.  Then you’ll be pretty happy wherever you end up.

Thanks to everybody who is down with the Mask thing.  (Confused?  Read the post below this one.)  I’ll start posting them once a week starting shortly after Halloween.  That gives us time to be mask ready, and also gives me time to recuperate after the race.  I think we’ll all need it.

Elaborate Eye

So if you have to blame somebody, blame Natalie Sin. Come on, it’s easy. I blame her all of the time!  My daughter is so into dancing boys in bunny suits, now.  Thanks to Sin herself, I may be raising a Furry.  But I digress.

We were talking about online personas and how we want our authors and artists to be informative, approachable, and yet mysterious.  Natalie commented that writers should all wear masks.  And that sparked my muse.

I love masks.  They’re designed to conceal.  They’re designed to enhance.  They’re sexy, mysterious, and a bit ominous.  They can be playful.  They can be whimsical.  They can be dark.

Take it a step deeper.  We all wear masks.  How many people know who we truly are?  Doesn’t “who we truly are” change with each person that we’re with?  But that is a different discussion for a different day.

I would like all of us as writers and artists to take a picture of ourselves in some sort of mask.  It can be a literal mask, and actually that would be preferable because wouldn’t that just be fantastic?? (Besides, Halloween is just around the corner!)  But it can be any other type of mask.  I don’t care if you draw a picture of yourself, create something digitally, or put a paper bag on your head.   I would just like a picture of you in a mask, a blurb about your work, and permission to run it.  I’ll run a picture a week and spotlight you.  This will give you an opportunity to be creative and also to promote your work somewhere besides your own site, and it will satiate my craving for the mysterious and delightful.

Besides, masked people are hot. 

Feel free to email your pictures and blurbs to me at mercedesyardley(at)gmail(dot)com.  Make your pics as simple or dramatic as you want, but keep them G-rated, please.  I don’t want to be clawing out my eyes at my own site.

Rock on!

Don't Get Crushed, Stupid

Robert Duperre, author of The Rift, wrote an especially nice review of Michelle Howarth and I.  That’s pretty cool.  I waver between being all blushingly demure and “Yay!” excited.  Stop by his blog A Journal of Always to read it, if you’d like.  It would make all three of us happy. :)

Tomorrow I make my official Call to Mystery.  I’m all atwitter, and hope that you guys are willing to participate.  That would so rock!

heart

It’s still officially WIP Wednesday, at least for another 8 minutes. 

I’ve been doing a lot of reading lately.  I read slush, work from my writer’s group, and I’m going to town on a friend’s novel, since I’m good at removing back-story with a lethal stroke of my fiery pen.  I read stories that my friends write.  Oh, yeah, and sometimes I even get to published books and the newspaper, but it doesn’t seem to happen very often.

And lately I’ve been doing a lot of the ticky writing things that need to be done.  Thank you letters, requests for things, contracts and follow up emails.  Twitter and Facebook and should I or should I not set up an account on The Haunt?  Also, I am the newest member of the SFWA (woo!) and there’s a lot of emailing back and forth that went along with that.

You know what I haven’t been doing?  Writing.  In this writing business, I’ve been doing everything but.

I was just reading a story that my acquaintance wrote, one that is being shopped around to different magazines. It’s stunningly beautiful.  It makes me stagger.  I want to write something as meaningful.  I want to surround myself with words, because that’s what I desire; that’s what makes me happy.  The rest of this is secondary to my true love.

I am inspired.

strings

If there’s one thing that I don’t have, it’s luck.  Or I do have luck, but it’s usually terrible, black luck, so I simply choose to ignore it.  But when it comes to writing, you hear it all of the time: A lot of things depend on luck.  You run across the right agent at the right time.  The editor of a magazine just divorced his wife and you send in a domestic revenge story.  The stars align correctly, the universe spins, and goodness falls into your lap.  You lucky dog.

I’m not sure that I buy it.  Luck didn’t write that story.  Luck didn’t get it sent in.  Hard work and discipline did.  There are those glorious days where you wake up with a story flowing through you, and it burns itself onto the page with hardly any effort.  But those days are so exceptionally rare, and I don’t think non-writers, or even those who merely dabble in writing understand that.  Most days writing is a struggle.  It takes prioritizing.  It takes strength of will.  Turning away from enticing things in order to stare at a computer or notebook isn’t easy.  That’s not luck.  That’s work.

I get very unhappy when somebody says to me, “Oh, I heard about getting published in such and such.  You’re so lucky.  I wish that I was as lucky.”

Lucky?  Really?  I’m new to publishing, sure, but I’ve been writing since I was a kid.  While this person is going to dinner, drinking with friends, and complaining about their lack of luck, I’m researching markets.  I’m editing again and again.  And you call that luck?

So at KillerCon (Yay, KillerCon!) we had a chance to pitch our novels to several agents.  Did I sign up for this opportunity?  No, because I got all lightheaded just thinking about it.  Too intimidating.  Too scary.  Next year.  But Kurt Newton and L.L. Soares were pitching, so I went to support them.  Some authors didn’t show up to make their pitches, and so there were two surprise openings.  The first opening was snapped up, and while that author was pitching, there was some talk about me hopping into the second slot.  It took a lot of prodding from Kurt, a “Don’t be scared of people, they’re no better than you” speech by L.L. and a few deep breaths before I was coherent enough to do it, but I pitched.  Three times, in fact, and there was some interest.  Of course, in order to make all three pitches, I hung around for two hours just in case other people didn’t show up.  Thankfully for me, people were hungover/missing/confused/gambling and I jumped into their slot.  Was this luck?  Maybe.  But it was also determination (a little bullying from friends) and tenacity.  There were a lot of things that I could have been doing instead of hanging around the pitch room.  (Like, uh, lunch.)  But tell me it’s luck again and I’ll break your neck.  I created my own luck.

Just sayin’.

HWA

Why, greetings, family.  I haven’t seen you in a long time.  How are you?  Lovely.

I spent today cleaning house, in both the writing world and Real Life.  I’ve been MIA because of KillerCon, so I had to reassemble the house a little bit.  While I was at it, I returned emails and neatened things up on the computer.  I sat down to write a post about something that I’ve been pondering lately, but I realize that my eyes are crossing.  It will have to wait until tomorrow.  I’m also hoping to catch up on some blogs then.  I’m out of the loop.

HWA stats:  I’m short.  Dagnabbit!  I have seven fiction pieces that I think are eligible, but since I write flash, my word count is pretty low.  It’s 5,279 words, and I need 7,500 words.

I also have six poems, but I need ten.  I suppose that I’d better get to work. 

 

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