This gorgeous flower is called a Surprise Lily.  Charming and appropriate to today’s post.

I was surprised twice this week.  The first surprise was when the wonderful K.M. Walton challenged me to a friendly NaNoWriMo contest this weekend.  We were both struggling with our word counts. You guys know how I feel about challenges.  My antennas quiver and I drop everything in order to win.  (Right, Mason? Right, Kurt? Right, Matt?

Except that I didn’t.  I totally lost.  And not only did I lose, but I lost pretty miserably.  My current word count right now is less than four grand.  Wait, what?  How could this happen?!  I hate to lose!  Except that I don’t mind losing to Kate, because she’s just awesome.  Come on, she thinks that Bit-O-Honeys blow, just like I do!  So stayed tune for an audio file of me singing a K. M. Walton song.  Heaven forbid.  Run, my friends, run.  Run far and run fast.  SAVE YOURSELVES!!

Then my friend John shot me an email saying that my story The Exquisite Beauty of Death was up at 52 Stitches.  I’ve been so busy that it completely slipped my mind.  Yay for 52 Stitches!  The girlie character in that story was one that had been in my mind for quite a while, but I wasn’t sure where to put her.  She may show up somewhere else one day, the sweet thing.  Anyway, pop by and give it a read if you have the time!

Also, tomorrow I’ll post a picture of my new Rock and Roll haircut that I obtained along with my stabby stabbed eye area.  (Which is fine, by the way.  Thanks for the concern!)  It’s not bad, per se.  The above mentioned John said that it reminded him of Siouxie Sioux.  Google that and you’ll get a general idea.  ;)

Weep for me.

 

Words that I can’t spell: etiquette, maintenance, aluminum, dialogue

Stabby stab

Dear Guy at the Salon,

Thank you so much for spazzing out when you cut me in the vicinity of my eye with a sharp pair of scissors today. I’ll admit that I was disconcerted by sudden blinding pain and blood that immediately coursed into my vision, but your cries of, “Oh, I can’t stand the sight of blood!” and “I cut her, she’s bleeding, oh, I hope that I didn’t get her EYE!” calmed me right down. It’s nice to know that my petty fear of blindness could be assuaged by your hands fluttering to your chest as you assure me that head wounds tend to bleed a lot…although you thought this might be a bit excessive. Although I A) didn’t stop bleeding for 15 minutes and B) have a tendency to scar, I was comforted by the fact that you took a whole dollar off of my bill. That was swell.

Yours,

Me

(I posted this on the Shock Totem board, but not here.  And all is well!   In fact, since he so abruptly finished with my haircut, I am now sporting a rock&roll look that only adds to my street cred. I could claim to play bass in any band, and nobody would dare to second guess me.  Bwa ha ha!)

H-h-h-hit the ground running, folks!  Last night I raised my word count to 1468.  This still leaves me behind, but it’s a beautiful start.  I was planning my story out in my head, and I think it’s going to take a darker turn than I originally thought, but I’m all for it.  Man, I love writing.  Love it, love it!  I was trying to explain the thrill to somebody the other day.  How it’s a high, how it’s so incredibly frustrating, but when you break through the wall, you just fly.

In other news, my husband just informed me that John Wayne Gacy Jr. was obsessed with Disney’s The Seven Dwarfs.  Did I know this, he asked.  No.  No, I did not, but a quick Google search of “John Wayne Gacy Seven Dwarfs” leads me to believe that it is true.  He painted several pictures of them.  You learn something new every day, and today I learned that not only was he a serial killer and severely disturbed professional clown, but JWG Jr. was also a copyright infringer.

NaNo on, my friends.

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WIP

Well La Dee Dah, guess who has the most dismal word count of all NaNoWriMo?  That would be yours truly, weighing in at a whopping 168 words.  I pondered whether or not to be daunted by that, but I decided not to be.  I have spent every single day this month in various doctor’s office while my little girl has been poked, prodded, magnetized, and measured.  I naively thought that I could write in the waiting rooms, but nooooo, I was playing Peek-A-Boo and singing Old McDonald until the other patients begged to die.  The good news is that all of the testing is over, and although they have no idea what caused the seizures, everything looks normal.  So we’ll keep her on the meds until January and reassess.  Do I wish that I had started NaNoWriMo stronger?  Sure.  Do I begrudge what I was doing instead?  Not one bit.  How could I ever begrudge this?

Tiny Daughter

And this weekend I’m going to catch up.

How are the rest of you doing with your writing this week?  Is November going to be a heavy writing time, or are you taking a break?

Great White Shark Pumpkin

It all began with a text message saying, “Are you up for the first word war of the season?”  During a word war, a group of us write insanely on our manuscripts for a predetermined period of time, and whoever writes the most is declared the winner.  It’s a motivational tool for NaNoWriMo, and I find them extremely effective.  The first word war began at midnight, marking the beginning of this year’s NaNo.

It was a disaster.  I have been so extremely busy and distracted that I haven’t had the time to dream about my story like I usually do.  My inspiration and writing was stilted.  No no no!!

Then I came to my senses.  It was only the first day.  I’ve been stewing on the plot every spare second, and I still believe that magic will happen.

I also had a short piece go up at With Painted Words. It’s called “Ephemerality” and it’s based on an absolutely gorgeous  picture created by Chris Howard.  I’ve quite enjoyed checking out his work.

All right!  Back to NaNoing, all!

Black Widow

This is a Black Widow that lives in our backyard, amongst the poisonous Oleander and Night Shade.

Oh, all right.  The Oleander is actually the neighbor’s that hangs over into our yard, and the Night Shade is simply Night Shade, not Deadly Night Shade.  ‘Cuz I have little ones, and one chooses to keep little ones away from Things That Are Poisonous.  Which is why this spider, although gorgeous, is a short-timer.  I shall mourn her, but sometimes we must kill our darlings.

Which brings me to writing.  Which brings me to NaNoWriMo.  Which begins in two hours. 

Good luck, friends.

Neverlands and Otherwheres

After I’ve published a piece, I can’t read it again.  I’m not sure why that is.  I’ll say, “Oh, hey, my story is in Such and Such,” and I’ll be all excited and link people to it or carry the book around for a bit.  And that’s the end of it.

Perhaps I’m afraid that I’ll find something wrong that cries out for me to fix it.  Or perhaps the magic is gone now that it’s been placed. I can read it in Word, but never in its published format.  It’s a strange quirk, but I’m quite certain that I’m not the only one who feels this way.  How about the rest of you?  Once your piece finds a home, how do you feel?

WIP

The Illiterati isn’t big on rules, but we do have one: if you don’t have a piece to bring to the meeting, you can’t attend.  Harsh?  Maybe, but it’s effective.  There’s always that extra incentive to pull something out and just get ‘er done.  I have never missed a meeting because I didn’t have anything to contribute.  Until last night.

Wait, what?  I had to contact the lair of rabid wombats and say that I didn’t have anything to read!  How can this be?  It was a bit shaming, I’ll be honest.  But I’ve been working hard on getting things prepped for NaNoWriMo.  I’ve been tearing through Shock Totem’s slush like a demon.  I’ve been catching up on all of that “I’ll do it later” work, because quite frankly, “later” won’t be until December if I don’t do it now.  Although I sat at home instead of throwing myself headfirst into the Interdimensional Wormhole, it was still a good thing.  And next week I’ll be back with a vengeance.

We’re carving pumpkins.  My husband is the best pumpkin carver that I have ever seen, and I am DELIGHTED to post a picture of his newest creation when it’s finished!  As soon as you see it, you’ll know why.  :)

 

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This is what a zombie invasion looks like. Zombies like neon light.A Zombie hoard attacks Fremont St

This little Wombat is bait.  I’m the stripey girl on the left.  Braaaaains! Bait! I'm on the left.

The very funny and very scary John Skipp.  His ZOMBIES book is fantastic!

John Skipp and Zombies

 

BigNaNoWriMo

This is the hardest part of NaNo.  Once upon a time, when I was a little girl, I had a pretty open schedule.  I played in the backyard and hunted for butterflies and made crowns out of thistles.  OUCH, but sometimes one must suffer for their art.

Then I grew up, and time became currency.

We joke about the social toll that NaNoWriMo takes on us.  And that much is true, because if I’m going to crank out a coherent, cohesive novel during one of the busiest months of the year, you had better believe that I’m going to be scheduling my time!  No going out for a lingering lunch, no long, rambling phone calls.  My friends know that they’re important to me, but they’re not going to see me this month.  My first priority is my family.  My second is the novel.  The rest is superfluous.

Of course, life doesn’t scream to a grinding halt just because Mom is working on her novel.  There are children to dress, lunches to make, and a house to keep clean.  We’re still tackling the seizures head on, so there will be extra medical appointments.  My children still need to be snuggled, bathed, and sung to.  Oh, yeah, and fed.  People in this house like food.

So it all comes down to organization.  This is by no means my strong suit, but it’s amazing how things manage to figure themselves out when absolutely necessary.

I wake up and immediately get the house humming.  I unload the dishwasher and throw in a load of laundry.  I chase my children around, get them dressed, and send one of them off to school.  Then it’s working out (which is so extremely necessary for a writer!  I’m even so stiff lately that I’m considering yoga again, and I despise yoga, but that’s another post), grocery shopping/errands/appointments,  playtime, and then nap time for the little one.  While she naps, I try to write.  Or I crash, if I’m exhausted from burning the candle at both ends.  The little one wakes up, the school bus returns, and our house explodes in a frenzy of Cookie Monsters and baby dolls.  But you know what?  My children are tiny.  They don’t understand “Mommy is right here, but she can’t talk to you right now.”  There is no office.  There is no door to shut.  And even if there was, I don’t think this is the time to shut it. Goodness knows that they’ll be shutting me out soon enough.   No, we’ll play outside and swing on swings and eat crisp autumn apples.  Daddy comes home.  Everybody is joyful.  Bath time and pajamas and bed.

That’s when I can really write.  At 9:00, my husband is banned from my sight.  9:00-11:00 is scheduled ONLY for NaNo.  No email.  No Twitter.  No surfing Amazon and (heaven forbid) webcomics.  No reading slush.  The gang at Shock Totem realizes that I’ll be scarce next month.  Heck, some of them are going to NaNo, too.

It sounds like a plan, but it’s hard.  I realize how much time that I really waste on the Internet, or flipping the TV station, or wandering around the house looking for things.  This is good because it makes me reevaluate everything that I do this month.  I’m forced to plan ahead, since we’re traveling for Thanksgiving.  I’m forced to cut everything that isn’t absolutely necessary.  It’s also a joy to realize how necessary family playtime is.  Sometimes I forget.

Not to mention that every spare minute (washing the dishes, driving through town) is spent daydreaming, plotting, and planning.  I eat, sleep, and breathe the characters.  It’s a year-long process all condensed into 30 days.  Talk about a rush!

So how about you?  How do you organize your time for NaNoWriMo?  What things do you have to add to your schedule or let go?